You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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