AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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