yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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