I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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