Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I am spending my child support on dildos
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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