My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just found a bag of teeth...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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