You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I lost the right to judge tonight
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
