I think I died a long time ago.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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