So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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