What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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