...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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