all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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