david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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