You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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