he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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