Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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