I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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