ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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