is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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