I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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