I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
