Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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