At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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