Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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