You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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