he shaved USA in his pubs
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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