are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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