and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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