her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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