i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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