Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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