I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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