I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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