My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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