How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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