You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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