The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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