stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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