Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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