Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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