I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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