Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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