I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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