I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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