ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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