i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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