We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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