Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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