i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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