y did u give ur computer a hand job?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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