he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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