we made out on top of his cat.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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