she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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