i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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